ar-soles
it's ok. don't worry yourselves. i promise it's gonna be alright.pak 'n save [or as we call it, pak 'n slave] have insisted that jenaya johnston get those damn streaks out of her hair. they were worried that the sheer ebullience[phew big word] of the 15 year old girl might have a negative influence on their rather conservative customers. their esteemed leader, field reichmarshall herr kerry stanley was quite clear that teen exuberancy [another big word, i'm going through the "e's"] is not to be tolerated. he requested she "downpimp" her locks by the 22nd of september or "face zee hair gestapo." failure to comply will leave him no choice but to pull her hair out strand by strand "vis zee tweezers." in the interest of fair play and even handedness [yuk yuk yuk], herr stanley has allowed jenaya to pay for the recolouring of her hair.
Labels: ar-soles, idiocy, jenaya johnston, pak 'n slave, streaks
posted by mystified @ 7:36 pm
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