Thursday, September 21, 2006

ar-soles

it's ok. don't worry yourselves. i promise it's gonna be alright.
pak 'n save [or as we call it,
pak 'n slave] have insisted that jenaya johnston get those damn streaks out of her hair. they were worried that the sheer ebullience[phew big word] of the 15 year old girl might have a negative influence on their rather conservative customers. their esteemed leader, field reichmarshall herr kerry stanley was quite clear that teen exuberancy [another big word, i'm going through the "e's"] is not to be tolerated. he requested she "downpimp" her locks by the 22nd of september or "face zee hair gestapo." failure to comply will leave him no choice but to pull her hair out strand by strand "vis zee tweezers." in the interest of fair play and even handedness [yuk yuk yuk], herr stanley has allowed jenaya to pay for the recolouring of her hair.

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3 Comments:

At 11:19 pm , Blogger john said...

It is a well known fact that stripey hair can promote dancing and we all know where that can lead.

 
At 11:46 pm , Blogger mystified said...

i can only concur. if dancing and other enthusiastic behaviour occurs they'll [pak 'n slave] lose control!

 
At 8:29 pm , Blogger Chuck said...

she's a nice looking girl and her hair is pretty tame compared to some others, i hope with the attention that this is getting that it turns out in her favor, i'm surprized that the nose ring is not an issue. take care.

 

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