arsehole gene
after the discovery of the the "warrior gene" which seems to afflict the maori race with a bent towards violence, i was surprised to read on the kiwi herald this morning, about the discovery of the "love gene." evidently another deep affliction suffered by the peoples of european descent. it seems those with the "love gene" are pre-disposed towards episodes of kindness and love towards humanity. it seems the "horrors of colonialism, the slave trade and the propensity of europeans to indulge in genocide involving the deaths of millions, even in the 20th century, can be explained as a hyper-active love gene." Stalin was a perfect example of a hyper-active love gene. he cared so deeply for his people, he found he had to exterminate 30 million of them [for their own good]. the booming sex-trade in europe another meaningful example of a hyper-active love gene. now an exclusive announcement. a naenae genetic scientist [e hoa brown] has discovered a gene that has shown up in a few kiwis. he has called it the "arsehole gene." e hoa has discovered that it can only be found in the genome makeup of kiwi politicians. it seems that the "arsehole gene" is responsible for the direction that nz politics is heading. it is especially prevalent in nz lawyers who have become members of parliament [mp's]. it is easily noticed in the house where politicians can be seen behaving like 3 year olds playing in a sand pit without adult supervision. it seems that the behaviour of politicians like winston peters and ron mark is due to what is being called "hyper-active arsehole gene". as for what afflicts our prime minister? i don't think there's a name for it. i did notice don brash seems to suffer from it as well.
posted by mystified @ 11:58 am
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