teens
guy fawkes. nothing like it was when i was a child. i cannot imagine today's teens in charge of such monstrosities as the "mighty cannon." they'd kill each other. they pretty much manage that with the limp watered down explosives they can get hold of in these most pc of times.somehow, we, as a nation, have managed to selectively isolate the "stupid" and "egocentric" genes, and then ensured that they have been inserted into the geno-code of our youngsters. it worked. it was a risk but the experiment worked. i wonder if anyone will tell them what we did?
we have tested it thoroughly. we lowered the drinking age (binge culture), we made education and condoms easily available (rising teen pregnancy), we imported high performance japanese cars (boy racers), we now have tazers (and electronically dancing queens teens), we imported the after party culture (drunken teen riots). yup, it worked. it gave us something to do.
i think it's time to fix it though.
Labels: boy racers, pregnancy, riots
posted by mystified @ 9:28 am
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