papa smurf arrested .....
imagine my surprise when i discovered the demise of "smurf" morals and sensibilities in this morning's news on stuff. after interviewing a tearful 6 year old andrew, i have come to understand the sheer magnitude and widespread dismay, such a fall from grace has achieved. "papa" smurf, and his evil sidekick "inebriated" smurf were spotted in a dunedin suburb, brandishing nay flouting a child's trampouline they had purloined in a bid to deny the children of richardson street their rebounding pleasure. even though they have been under serious torture for the last few hours [the pulling of beard hairs with rusty tweezers]. they have yet to name an as yet undiscovered third accomplice.
posted by mystified @ 11:33 pm
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