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nuclear power stopped by jelly

a chubu electric power company spokesperson admitted today that nuclear power is no match for the power of jelly. sources hinted that chubu electric was attacked and hamstrung by jelly wielding commandos of the "jelly of light" brigade. the spokesperson has said that nuclear power reactors "just don't do s@#t" with jelly in the cooling system. candles were reported to be "de rigueur" at the hamaoka power plant and in shizuoka prefecture.
it was also reported today that i have my first session with my new guitar student in the morning!

posted by mystified @ 10:40 pm